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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Hello, stranger. with 659,071 notes

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from So "Hip" with 51,268 notes

a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Because Fuck You, That's Why with 2,633 notes

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booksandhotchocolate:

Book Nerd Problems | Your Favorite Character Dies

This is sierramckenzie, isn’t she?

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28th July 2014

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davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

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28th July 2014

Video reblogged from So "Hip" with 49,626 notes

porndirector:

When I get hit on

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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Hello, stranger. with 1,294 notes

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

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28th July 2014

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Because Fuck You, That's Why with 249,245 notes

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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28th July 2014

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precumming:

do you ever just jiggle your butt

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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Hello, stranger. with 131,279 notes

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.